The Vatican...the REAL story
I'm sure many of you have read Da Vinci code or Angels and Demons and have many doubts as to the real story of the Vatican. After visiting myself and been taken on an EXCLUSIVE tour into the under belly of St Peters Basilica - known as the Necropolis, I can tell you with great certainty that those books scratch the meer sruface of the true mystery... Exhibit A - photo 1 - The Divine Lady of the Whooping Stick, need I say more. If your answer is YES then look at photo No. 2 ( also known as exhibit B) St. Picius patron Saint of the Chewing Stick!!!!! HA! Explain that away!
posted by quintas at 8:55 AM
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A little known fact is that Meg's mom is holy mother of the kitchen knife, ready to yield it onto any who sneak into the house when she is there. Luckily my spider sense picked up on this and I stayed outside knocking in order to avoid the confrontation. I have little confidence in my ability to actually use those knife defenses. Especially on a pretty lady who you would not expect to be ready to slice and dice. After all that we made up and watered flowers.
Hello All! I hope all is well back in the States!(Or Cork if your Irish Todd)
1)Irish Todd, this whole story about Irish weather is crap, it was 80-90s sunny almost every day we were there!?! Italy is some 6000 degrees hotter though, people actually just cook in the streets and have no need for ovens or stoves, quite ingenius actually. They had karaoke on Wed but I missed it in Florence(Firenze), oddly it was at an Irish pub, coincidence, I think not.
Rob,
I challenged the pope to trial by combat... and he chose thumb wrestling and soundly defeated me with his Christian might. I tried to poke him in the eyes but he used the 3 stooges defense. I also told him I was looking for the Holy Grail, he said "We already have one" in a French accent and called me a "stupid English ca nig it" ( also in French accent) The pizza is excellent btw(soemtimes)I did try to smell the dirt, and we also ran into an albino Highlander with Indiana Jones's Dad's notebook.
3)Spellman, nice work your Jedi skills are complete. Buddha says that pretty women wielding knives are like flat soda on tin roof - never understood and often approach with great care.
Grazie, Ciao & Slainte!Thanks all for your help and attention!!!!
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